After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view. As they lay on their beds staring at the night sky Holmes said, Watson, look up.
Watson replies “no sheet Sherlock.” Towards the end of the evening, they decide to turn into their tent and sleep. Around 3AM, Sherlock rouses Watson awake.
Watson opens his eyes and sees a beautiful night sky full of shimmering stars. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
They spend the day tracking small animals, fishing, and having a grand time by the shores of a remote lake, before cooking up their dinner and settling into their beds and drifting off to sleep. Sometime after midnight, Holmes wakes up feeling insightful. He wakes Watson up. I am over 18 Sherlock : I heard the suspect fed the victim an excessive amount of laxatives.
*30 minutes later, the office comes back empty-handed * I am over 18 Sherlock was requiring the assistance of Watson on a case.
He knocks at the lavatory door, where Watson has been for the last half an hour. Holmes : Simple my dear Watson, you forgot to put on your pants.
I am over 18 Suddenly Dr. Watson started having constipation, and he retired to the nearest lavatory. After some time passed, Holmes went to check up on Watson. I am over 18 They passed three women sitting on a bench each eating a banana.
All three women greeted Sherlock Holmes “Good afternoon Mr. Holmes.” And Sherlock acknowledged each woman with a nod and a smile. When they were some distance away, Dr. Watson turned to him and asked Sherlock do you know this... read more.
I am over 18 Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. They set out In the afternoon and arrive at their location a few hours before dark.
*”I see”* says Sherlock *”Look closer”* he insists. Received a pediatric prosthesis instead... Must unravel this strange mystery.
Sherlock Holmes was at home one night, when he gets a call to investigate a crime. So he rings Watson, and asks him to meet him at the scene.
Good to hear she cares about her educ... read more They went past a fruit orchard with numerous trees laden with apples.
Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson……and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars.
As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see”. Watson said “I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars”. Sherlock Holmes looks at Watson a bit mockingly and says, “OK, then.
The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison. They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus. Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens.