It’s kinda got a wacky flavor, like a mix of cherry and bubblegum, and I can’t say that the flavors going to last more than an hour, but it should help with the ache!” Ridge stood up and hugged the Samoan.
Hunk grinned and handed her something that looked like a lemon tootsie roll. Ridge popped it her mouth and began chewing with a smile.
He was stuck on a gala cruiser, separated from his team, and had no way back to Blue. Peering around a corner, Lance decided that when he got back, he was never sleeping in the dark again.
Singing the words softly under his breath, Lance keeps moving, determined to get back to the castle. They had found the Altman equivalent of Graceland, and were making spooky music to play over the comms and freak Lance out some more.
Hunk had protested this for a while, but had soon given up trying to stop them, and was now sitting off to the side with Shirt and Keith, who were highly amused by this point. Across the room, Corn and Allure were getting more and more unsettled by Lance's singing.
After a few more ticks of singsong cursing and strange statements, Corn finally spoke up. “It's pretty normal for people to sing when scared back on Earth.
“There was this website back at home where people could share videos.” said Keith, seemingly randomly. Shirt and Keith shared a look, and the black paladin sighed.
Keith sat back with a smug grin on his face. When the door closed behind them, a shrill SCREECH came through the comms, and Ridge almost died laughing as Lance was scared by his own shadow.
“How much longer are we going to wait to go fetch him?” Hunk asked, chuckling along. “Either another Vargas or until he figures out that I already shut down all the sentries on the ship.” They turned back to their Graceland.
LAZ must have looked very confused because Keith stopped. Laughing actually releases endorphins, they can act as painkillers.
Keith gently swung his legs back and forth from his seat on the bed. He watched as LAZ moved his chair back to grab his data pad.
“Just making note of what you do when injured, just in case if I'm not here to treat you.” His human half is sensitive and fragile compared to a gala.
Too much medication could result very badly or resetting a bone could do more harm than good. He mumbled, but LAZ's enhanced hearing heard it.
LAZ had a feeling 'next time' wouldn't be for a while, Keith avoided the med bay like the plague, a phrase he has heard Keith mention. LAZ made a mental note to check up on Keith once he woke up, making next time happen sooner rather than later.
Language: English Words: 259 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 308 Bookmarks: 25 Hits: 3546 Tags Summary Game finds himself on Earth. Series Language: English Words: 16,428 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 253 Bookmarks: 31 Hits: 3301 Tags Summary At first, the constant background noise in the Gas-n-Sip grates on Castile’s nerves.
There is always the radio or the TV, playing songs that dig their hooks into his brain or telling stories that grab at his attention when he’s supposed to be working. Series Language: English Words: 4,303 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Kudos: 502 Bookmarks: 94 Hits: 6004 Tags Summary Sebastian bakes cookies, and Marin, Bard, and Finny almost accidentally figure out everything.
Marin likes dramatic love stories, and Sebastian is a little curious about human minds and emotions. Series Language: English Words: 597 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 113 Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 1746 Tags Summary It's the middle of October, Lizzie and SOMA are planning a Halloween party, and the servants of Phantom hive Manor try to get into the spirit of things.
Series Language: English Words: 417 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 63 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1333 Tags Summary Lizzie and SOMA organize a Christmas party. Series Language: English Words: 1,200 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 98 Bookmarks: 6 Hits: 1729 Tags Summary There is absolutely no reason for Cain and Sebastian to condone the celebration of a holiday about romance named after a saint.
Series Language: English Words: 867 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 94 Bookmarks: 7 Hits: 1687 Tags Summary Game's thoughts about the human adults. Series Language: English Words: 508 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 155 Bookmarks: 7 Hits: 1602 Tags Summary John Crichton is not an idiot, but not all language is in the words themselves, and that makes translation difficult.
Series Language: English Words: 1,397 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 190 Bookmarks: 22 Hits: 1929 Tags Summary Than needs to understand human physiology, in case Crichton ever gets sick. Series Language: English Words: 1,556 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 2 Kudos: 257 Bookmarks: 25 Hits: 2457 Tags Summary (dedicated to Audio and WebKit for giving me the idea).
Language: English Words: 10,294 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 2 Kudos: 445 Bookmarks: 93 Hits: 9163 Tags Summary because Tumblr is blocked at school but ao3 isn't Collections: 2 Kudos: 430 Bookmarks: 94 Hits: 5459 Tags Summary Worker Ca's UND Spock Eden often, falls she such females taken.
Language: Deutsche Words: 273 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 15 Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 239 Tags Summary When Yuri loses Mariachi he is afraid to tell Viktor; he doesn't want Viktor to go through what he did when Kitchen died. Language: English Words: 1,928 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 160 Bookmarks: 23 Hits: 1715 Tags Summary One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
Series Language: English Words: 18,012 Chapters: 6 /6 Kudos: 2194 Bookmarks: 369 Hits: 30318 Tags Summary We first meet Galician and Metal in Book 40: The Other. Gafinilan-Estrif-Valad narrates his harrowing tale of lifelong love and loyalty, fighter plane crashes, survival adrift on an alien planet, and churros.
Series Language: English Words: 8,932 Chapters: 4 /4 Kudos: 61 Bookmarks: 13 Hits: 805 Tags Summary Short stories about humans on the galactic scene, some from alien points of view and others about these mythical tiny juggernauts.
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Language: English Words: 1,125 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Kudos: 296 Bookmarks: 57 Hits: 2027 Tags Summary Humans are the only meat eaters in the galaxy. Tags Summary Humans and Aliens may look similar, but they are more different, biologically and culturally, than they first thought.
Collections: 2 Kudos: 1232 Bookmarks: 265 Hits: 13863 Summary A set of unrelated one-shots in which the Aliens and Gala are continuously concerned, unnerved, and confused by the paladins. Tags Summary Shirt is six and the Paladins take great pleasure in confusing the hell out of their Altman friends with normal Earth things.
Secondly, his hair was an absolute mess of sweat and alien plant sap. Thirdly, he was tied up in a chair on a hostile alien planet about to be assassinated to make a statement to Vol tron.
Tags Summary Based off the Tumblr posts, set in the Vol tron universe. Tags Summary the paladins are pleasantly surprised when they enter the mess hall and see a new section of food there.
Series Language: English Words: 1,672 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Kudos: 344 Bookmarks: 32 Hits: 3953 Tags Summary Allure cares deeply for her paladins. However, she can't help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them.
Random one shots and dabbles based around those “Aliens find humans weird or scary” theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts, so I'm moving it here.
Kudos: 7627 Bookmarks: 2058 Hits: 56608 Tags Summary Short stories about humans on the galactic scene, some from alien points of view and others about these mythical tiny juggernauts. Collections: 2 Kudos: 938 Bookmarks: 157 Hits: 11544 Tags Summary Solo didn't understand why they had to take a human on their mission.
I have NOT GIVEN permission for my fins to be hosted on the shady app, Fanfic Pocket Archive Library or any other app/website. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts, so I'm moving it here.
Kudos: 7627 Bookmarks: 2058 Hits: 56608 Tags Summary Human vocal cords are really, really strong and loud in comparison to the rest of species in the universe. Language: English Words: 372 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 2458 Bookmarks: 491 Hits: 20999 Tags Summary “You need food, Rocket.