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Edit Cast overview, first billed only: The Sheridan ... Ben Gaudy Logan Miller ... Carter Grant Joey Morgan ... Angie Foster Sarah Dumont ... Denise Russo David Kirchner ... Scout Leader Rogers Alston Sage ... Kendall Grant Clovis Leach man ... Miss Fielder Niki Loss ... Chloe Hiram A. Murray ... Corporal Reeves Lukas Gage ... Travis Drew Drove ...

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Drunk Man Patrick Schwarzenegger ... Jeff Blake Anderson ... Ron the Janitor Elle Evans ... Amber the Zombie Stripper Matt Barcarole ... Jawless Zombie View production, box office, & company info. Edit A reckless janitor accidentally releases a zombie from a laboratory of research.

The problem is that they do not want to harm the feelings of their friend Angie Foster and the Scout Leader Rogers. They have a flat tire after hitting a deer on the road and Carter's sister Kendall Grant, her boyfriend and her friend Chloe stop their Jeep to see whether they need a ride.

When they drive through the town, they do not see a living soul, and they decide to visit a night-club since the bouncer is not at the door. They discover that people have turned into zombies and they team-up with Ben's recent acquaintance Denise Russo, who is bartender in the nightclub, and Angie that was left alone at the camp and came to the town.

Edit Trivia The use of a trampoline to escape the Zombies is from the classic Super Nintendo game “Zombies Ate My Neighbors,” where the main characters use trampolines to jump from garden to garden. Goofs The janitor goes into the lab to mop the floor.

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Since your only destination is “away from death,” you’ll want to have shelter and cooking capabilities built into your getaway ride. When you’re making a break from the buzzing throngs of famished, depraved zombies scratching at the shingles, you need to pack in a hurry.

Fort is the Ritz Carlton, but the Heidelberg Anorak provides shelter on the run for the La Quinta budget. This lightweight rain jacket doubles as an emergency shelter, so you’ll never feel like bait left out in the cold.

The Reflex cell Blizzard Survival Bag is a portable reflective blanket that traps more warmth than others with a 3-D honeycomb design. Stick this in your jacket pocket or backpack, slide it under your Anorak when it’s time to camp and enjoy a warm and sound night of sleep.

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The pungent smell of brains, blood and death will surely turn your stomach, but you'll still need to eat. More importantly, the bottle’s integrated filtration system destroys 99.999999 percent of bacteria and viruses, so you’ll have clean water no matter what infects the supply.

“911” and “search and rescue” won’t be relevant concepts once society has crumbled into a scattered network of survival camps, but the Deformed reach’s two-way satellite texting will keep you in touch with friends, family and allies. Bombs may destroy the terrestrial cellular network, but they’ll have their hands too full on the ground to worry about satellites.

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You’ve got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and–if the worst does come to pass, and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead–take your time, aim carefully and make every shot a headshot. The time for “common sense gun control” went out the window the second grandpa came back from the afterlife to make a sandwich out of your face.

Now you and a thousand other people are on the outside of a suburban fortress, hurling “pretty pleases” at a half-insane, heavily-armed, trained marksmen inside. Not only are you probably not coming away from the gun store with a shiny new weapon; you’d be lucky to get out of there without an impromptu sunroof installed in your skull.

A major city is the absolute worst place to be in the event of a zombie uprising. Blindly following your knee-jerk flee response has dropped you straight in the middle of Super-Rush-Hour, a hellish place where you sit futilely trapped in a confined space, surrounded by people who may or may not already be infected, but are certainly standing around looking delicious to the zombie hordes.

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You just wanted to get out as quickly as possible, but now look at you: Stuck in an unmoving meat-line with a thousand other morsels and the only thing your car is doing is keeping the freshness in until the ravenous human can-openers get there. Shelter, along with food and water, is one of the three main essentials absolutely necessary to human life.

Zombies don’t get bored or impatient, they need nothing to keep them alive (because they’re, you know, not) and they’re not really known for their logistic prowess: No cons will be weighed here. The zombie apocalypse is a rough and tumble place, and most of us manage to rack up ER-worthy paper cuts even at our current passive office jobs.

Consider this: For the sake of argument, let’s pretend you don’t spend your free time reading about zombies on the Internet and are, instead, a human being at peak physical condition. But if you didn’t manage to get a taste of that woodland critter, well, that illustrates the point nicely: Grabbing an unwilling victim with your bare hands and taking a bite isn’t easy.

Things want to live, and they tend to move around a lot when you attempt to eat them, just like you will when grasped by a zombie. Bashing in a head at close range means you’re going to get blood everywhere; if you had so much as a scrape, now you’re a zombie.

It’s much better to use up a bit of your ammo supply, rather than risk taking a crimson shower in skull leavings from the infectious undead. But think about that for a second: Headshots are impressive in movies and video games because they’re the hardest of all possible shots.

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Taking your time and waiting for the right moment is all well and good if you’re picking off roamers for a disturbing afternoon’s entertainment on a leisurely Sunday picnic, but if shit goes down, and you’re faced with a crowd of zombies (they do tend to crowd, you see, quite rude like that) your last concern should be surefire kills, it should be getting the fuck out of there, finding a safe corner to sob in, and then finding a change of pants (in that order). Regardless of the level of pain you are capable of registering, a shattered femur or severed spine renders anything essentially immobile.

So quickly spraying waist-level fire into an approaching onslaught is a far better idea than lining up headshots for bonus points. Plus, you’ve got to think: If there’s even the slightest tinge of humanity left in these shambling monsters, a nut shot is still going to at least wind the male ones.

One advantage to having a fully-functioning central nervous system is that it also does a damn good job of letting you know you’ve been damaged. Think about all the paper cuts, stubbed toes and nut shots you have suffered in your life.

Now imagine they never healed, just sat there and rotted while you continued to rack up other paper cuts, stubbed toes and nut shots. One thing we know about zombies from Romero and Full is that they are a clumsy lot, walking into doors and helicopter blades without a second thought about what kind of damage they are suffering.

Even with the ability to call for help, loved one's watching out for them and our coddling society, this can still lead to all kinds of terrible shit, like infected body parts and bitten off pieces of tongue. All the dings and bangs zombies will suffer after tripping, walking off of bridges and stumbling around on dark cloudy nights will eventually leave them limbless, toothless and with every bone in their body broken.

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We call dibs on the idea) is going to spell the doom of countless zombies in any area outside a parking lot. Mountains, major rivers and canyons would thus quickly be home to piles of broken zombie rags stinking up the scenic views.

But even in nice, flat, paved cities, where it would seem like people would be extra-fucked, the landscape still works in favor of the living. History has shown that in most awful situations, people don’t always act like the panicky idiots in a horror movie.

In cities, people would likely congregate in the upper levels of high-rise buildings, where the invasion can be held at bay with simple security doors. Add to the mix the sheer number of armed rednecks and hunters out there, and the zombies don’t even stand a chance.

At a minimum, that’s like an armed force the size of the great Los Angeles area. Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you’re allowed to kill, because if you just declared free rein for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown.

It’s safe to assume that when the game changes from “three deer” to “all the rotting dead people trying to eat us,” there will be no shortage of volunteers. That’s like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich.

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Actually, it’s worse than that: Most top predators are only armed with teeth and claws, meaning they have to put themselves in harm’s way to score a kill. And all this isn’t even counting all the other household hand guns in the world, nor the fact that zombies also have to contend with Beds, Molotov cocktails, baseball bats, crowbars and cars that the public will no doubt be using to cull their numbers.

Posted in Zombie Apocalypse on October 29, 2011, by Alissa Let’s pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren’t already daydreaming about that very thing). By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe. There’s a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier.

We’re not; we’re little more than tasty flesh bags waiting for an errant horn or claw to spill our guts like a meat piñata. If you’re saying, “Sure, but it’s not like my city is full of bears that can come eat all the zombies,” you need to think smaller.

Insects are a major pain in the ass for living humans, and in some cases, being able to swat away flies and having an immune system is the only thing keeping us from having our eyes and tongues eaten out by maggots. Zombies in any part of the world with a fly problem are going to be swarming with maggots in short order, meaning that most of their soft tissues will be infested, and their eyes will be very quickly useless.

We’ll scale up a bit: In America alone, we have bears, wolves, coyotes and cougars, all of which can put well-armed, thinking, fast-moving humans on the menu, if the conditions are right. To most predators, the “right conditions” are when the animal is weak or infirm, or otherwise generally unable to defend themselves, like a walking corpse.

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Hell, just think of the millions of stray dogs out there who’ll quickly learn that zombies are an easy meal. Between lions and cape buffalo (and hippos, and rhinos, and elephants), we’d finally have a disease that Africa is better suited than the rest of the world to defend itself against.

It’s generally accepted by zombie experts that they’re going to continue to rot, even as they shamble around the streets. What the movies fail to convey, however, is the gruesome yet strangely hilarious effect the hot sun has on a rotting corpse.

Thanks to the plethora of bacteria we use in our colon for digesting plant matter, called gut flora, our bodies are ripe for decay the second our heart stops. Since heat speeds the growth of bacteria (which are plenty happy to start feasting on you once your immune system is no longer a concern) the zombie’s got a looming expiration date the very second it turns.

Dead bodies bloat because of the gases created by the bacteria, meaning that in warmer areas even Abercrombie Zombies are going to start getting fat in the first few days. The warm, moist conditions in the tropical and subtropical parts of the world (or even just summer in the temperate parts) speeds this condition, meaning a July zombie outbreak pretty much anywhere would be over in a few weeks just by virtue of the rampaging monsters bursting like rancid meat balloons.

If you’re in Phoenix or the Sahara when the apocalypse hits, the zombies might begin to mummify in the blazing sun and heat. With no reasonable means of replenishing the water in their cells, zombies walking around in the Texas heat all day are going to suffer cell damage due to direct sun exposure to their skin, and thanks to the drying effect wind has, the Southwestern dead will stumble around more and more ineffectively until, at some point, they simply drop and wait for the scavengers to come pick them up for the annual Slim Jim harvest.

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Steak, hamburger, possibly even that red grease mush inside of Taco Bell food. When it’s dead, you have to throw it away in about a week even if you seal it up in plastic and keep it at a carefully modulated temperature.

Now, your first inclination may be to think of cold as dead meat’s friend, after all, the surest way to defeat that week-long deadline is to freeze steak, keeping it fresh for months. But don’t forget: Unregulated cold does awful shit to formerly living things.

Once the temperature drops to freezing (or near it with a high wind chill), zombies will become significantly more rigid. After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid and not chasing down any screaming victims, no matter how delicious and Rascal Scooter-bound they might be.

It’s also safe to assume that zombies wandering around in a wintry wonderland are not going to be wrapped air-tight in plastic like we do with food, so freezer burn becomes an issue. The freezing of the flesh at night, combined with partial thaw during warmer days, then refreezing again sets up the perfect conditions for the onset of freezer burn, which results in the cells dehydrating as water evaporates, even when frozen solid.

The flu has killed tens of millions because it floats right through the air, the black plague was spread by fleas, etc. Sure, sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS work that way, but that’s only because the infected can pass for the uninfected.

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Though Google Image Search does turn up a large volume of zombie porn But let’s say there is an outbreak, like if one zombie was able to bite 30 people in the crowd at an Insane Clown Posse concert before they figured out it wasn’t part of the show.

In America, you have the Center for Disease Control (CDC, ) who don’t tend to fuck around. The CDC and the World Health Organization put the clamps down on international travel the second it was found to have spread to North America.

Flights were grounded, travel between borders was locked tight and only 43 people on the entire continent died. Crew and Barry … well, the good news is, you’re going to find the rest of this article extremely informative.

That’s because there are two types of people in this world: those who think of malls as grossly unsafe places to seek shelter during a zombie apocalypse, where the undead masses could hide out in clothes racks and toy bins and where glass doors serve as a flimsy barrier between them and the undead hordes outside. And then there are people like you, who were put on this earth to get attacked by zombies while helping deliver a subtle anti-consumerist commentary.

Don’t be fooled by their barely functioning nervous system and shambling gait, Zombies have a devastating sense of timing. So if you’re walking through a graveyard with a woman who’s scared of the undead, you should avoid putting on your most sarcastic spooky voice and saying “They’re coming to get you, Barbara.” For whatever reason, sarcasm sounds like a dinner bell to zombies.

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They’ll just be chilling out under a thin dusting of suspiciously loose soil. And the second you slip up and do something that would make a zombie attack the least bit ironic, like say, starring in a zombie movie, they will be on your ass with a quickness.

That’s because the deeper people get into a zombie crisis, the more everyone starts acting like total assholes. Your new friends got to ease their way into the apocalypse, whereas you just rolled out of a warm bed, directly into a frigid pool of cannibalism and back-sass.

You pull into your driveway and pop out of your car to see your now-dead friends walking up the street, with the intention to eat you. Your sex drive will drop off considerably following modification, primarily due to the lack of blood circulating in your nether regions.

It won’t disappear entirely however, and you may find yourself feeling familiar and confusing urges again, perhaps when gazing at a gaping wound in the torso of a lovely zombie of your preferred gender. Safe sex is critical, but not, interestingly, because of the risk of infectious disease (definitely there, but irrelevant).

And if that’s the case, ask yourself whether you want to spend your golden months shuffling around, competing with younger, fitter zombies for food? That would suck like a gaping chest wound, so make sure to plan for your future and build up a nest egg.

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Capture and pen some humans in a safe place, being careful not to feed on them until you retire. Then, taking into account inflation and the reproduction rate for humans in captivity, you should be able to live off that supply for the rest of your unlike.

If you don’t want to go to that trouble, Zombie Mutual Funds are a sensible way to pool your resources with other investors. Emfs are run by experienced professionals who manage humans in a collective fund, allowing their population to grow at sustainable rates.

You’ll live like a zombie boss, or at least you will before the human military drops napalm on you and your friends and the little grave you buried your genitals in. The longing to pair off with a kindred soul has lasted throughout human history, and there’s no reason to think it won’t survive the transition to inhuman history, even if the souls are no longer exactly present and everyone’s a bit stickier.

Science has proven that zombies work better in teams, and you’ll find your odds of making it in a dying world will be substantially improved if you form connections with your peers. Mark Marek Photography Combined children have poor centers of balance and are an excellent way to bridge gaps in staircases or ford small bodies of water.

The natural enemy of the zombie is the human, and those little pink bastards haven’t made it to the top of the food chain for nothing. In the early days of a zombie breakout, most humans will be pretty soft and doughy, and pose no particular challenge.

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But don’t get over-confident with a helmet in place, as humans are extremely adaptable, and will instead focus on your other weak spots. As noted zombie -defense experts the Wu-Tang Clan have observed, remember to protect ya’ neck as well.

You’ll get tips on everything from shotgun maintenance to fortification repair to selecting a team of survivors who are all slower than you. But setting aside delusions of grandeur, zombie apocalypses are, by definition, really hard to survive.

(Otherwise it’s just one or two poor zombies milling about, while people take turns throwing things at them.) And if you take a long hard look at the Internet, you’ll have to agree that in the event of a zombie outbreak, over 95 percent of Internet-users will be combined before they can leave their padded chairs.

New and potential zombies are a demographic sorely underserved by today’s Internet advice distributors. So, after consulting with the wildest-eyed experts we could find, Cracked has come up with the following guide for how to zombie to the best of your ability, and achieve full unlike self-realization.

A basic exercise regimen can also help minimize your natural decay, and allow you to keep up with your primary food source. Weight training isn’t usually important, as the modification process will give you substantially increased strength, but if you wish, focus your efforts on shoulder exercises, as you will be spending hours of every day with your arms raised in front of you.

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Now, you might be thinking, “Hey, someone bigger and meaner can come and take charge of your operation.” The answer: All that PRE- apocalypse preparation will make you king. And when the other survivors see you slaughtering waves of the undead, finally all of your video gaming skills the world mocked will have paid off.

Posted in Zombie Apocalypse on September 24, 2011, by Alissa Acting Like a Dick, Without Consequence As humanity evolved and formed larger and larger societies that had to cooperate more and more, we have come a long way with the things like “empathy,” “ethics” and “caring.” Human society has rules in place that try to keep an ordered balance between people.

And if, say, it comes down to you and a dozen women to help repopulate the world, you would gladly perform your duty to mankind. A Zombie Apocalypse provides the kind of freedom the antisocial youth of today could only dream of, in real life anyway.

Watch those same kids inside the world of the Grand Theft Auto games, and you see their fantasies come out. The whole selling point of that game’s universe isn’t the main missions, it’s all the stuff you can do on the side.

From the moment we were toddlers until today, life has been all about not knocking over the lamp or spilling your drink or peeing in your bed. But step two is to turn the thing into the world’s largest indoor motocross track.

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