Chase Matthews: Oh, I talked Tricia right out of dating Dustin. Zoey Brooks: Dustin stop acting like a freak right now.
Roger at tech support: Sir, please try pressing CONTROL G again. Chase Matthews: OK, I pressed CONTROL G three times and nothing happened.
Roger at tech support: You must hold down the CONTROL key WHILE pressing the G. Roger at tech support: Sir, please do not shout at me.
Roger at tech support: Sir, I DO NOT appreciate your aggressive tone! Chase Matthews: I just want my video chat to work.
Zoey : And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth! Zoey : Um, we kind of already have a full team.
Dustin : Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows! Dustin : Too late, I'm way past scared.
Zoey : (on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered. Mr. Callahan : Um, I didn't order any mustard.
Zoey : Did you put a camera in the bear? Chase : Uh, no, I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.
Nicole : Hey, Quinn, you want to play confess or stress with us? Zoey : Okay, so you roll the dice... Quinn : Yeah... Dana : And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing... Nicole : And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.
Nicole : Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi! Chase : Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi.
Zoey : Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around. Chase : He gave me 50 dollars to shut up.
Mr. Bender : Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.
Logan : Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little. Zoey : You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.
(Dustin knocks on Zoey's door) Dustin : Hey, is Zoey here? Dustin : 'Because I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if-- (Dana shuts the door in his face) Michael : Calm down.
Chase : I wonder who invented the meatball. Chase : Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, “Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form”.