You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry we have you covered with these hilarious Letterkennyquotes. Chen is the hockey league and rips is a term for weed.
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Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!- LetterkennyQuotes Closest you’re getting’ to any action this weekend is given’ the dairy cow’s meets a good scrubbing’.
Shores: Fuck you, Jones, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you! You ever hoover chief off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered chief off an awake cow’s meet.
I want to give back to the community by helping people find love. Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day.
Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em. It’s a hard life picking stones and Putin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting’ dudes with treasure trails.
I’ve Hoovered Chief Off An Awake Cow’s Meet. Oh, I’m Stomping The Brakes, Put That Idea Right Through The Fucking Windshield.
You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us. Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats Queen about, I’m out.
Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fucking’ tire down a hill. You Wish There Was A Pied Piper For Possums, But There Isn’t, So You’re Just Going to Have To Keep Picking ‘Em Off With A.
If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.- LetterkennyQuotes You stopped toe curling’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there, and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
Squirrelly Dan: You’re pretty good at wrestling’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you. Wayne : Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.
You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark. You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just going to have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.
It’s like algebra…why you have to put numbers and letters together? Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.
Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.
Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sporting’ now.- LetterkennyQuotes Your dad says guys with big trucks have little links.
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When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather than placing the blames on them. Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.
Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.
It’s like algebra…why you have to put numbers and letters together? Tim’s McDonald's and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there.
What’s up with your fuc×in body hair big shoots? Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids.