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You ever hoover chief off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered chief off an awake cow’s meet. I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.
Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.
It’s a hard life picking stones and Putin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting’ dudes with treasure trails. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.
Oh, I’m Stomping The Brakes, Put That Idea Right Through The Fucking Windshield. I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.
You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us. Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats Queen about, I’m out.
Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fucking’ tire down a hill. You Wish There Was A Pied Piper For Possums, But There Isn’t, So You’re Just Going to Have To Keep Picking ‘Em Off With A.
His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.
You stopped toe curling’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there, and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends. Squirrelly Dan: You’re pretty good at wrestling’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.
You have seen a ‘coon having’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark.
Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.
Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids. Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you want to blow smoke, go have a dart.
You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy? Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta.
I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather than placing the blames on them.
Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.